About my summer vacation... Oh, wait, it's not that kind of essay. So I'm trying to clean out my closet and there's nothing on TV and I don't feel like doing it anymore so now I decided to fill out this profile while listening to music and popping bubble wrap. I hope you understand the virtues of bubble tape. There's nothing in the world like it, not even a stress ball.

So I like stuff. Different stuff. What are my hobbies? I don't know. I will do whatever I feel like. This past week, I went skiing, to a movie, to a broadway show, to dinner with friends, to a bar and just errands. Do I do this every week? Some of it. But I like different things. Stuff. Yes. Stuff is great.

Funny, Intelligent, Loyal, Sarcastic

Bars, Cooking/Baking, Hanging out with friends, Museums, Music Listening, Newspapers, Reading, Surfing the Web, Television, Wine Tasting

Roller Blading/Skating, Walking, Working out

Dog

Alternative/Modern Rock, Hip Hop, R and B, Rock, Soul, Techno/House

Ethiopian, Indian, Japanese/Sushi, Mexican, Middle Eastern, Thai

English, Hebrew

I'm looking for YOU! I have very strict standards so if you don't meet the following guidelines, don't even bother to email me. I'm looking for someone with two eyes, a mouth, nose, two hands, anywhere between 4 to 6 fingers on each hand and someone who wears coats in the winter. As I said, very strict guidelines so please don't email me if you don't fall under the categories above.