I'm a very nice easy going guy with a flair for being a wise-ass & somewhat sardonic in wit, I like cooking, candlelight & comfy surroundings, I like things to be neat and clean but not a neatness freak. I am a musician/writer & a gourmet chef. Romantic evenings for two with great conversation, laughs & a good bottle of wine is always a plus. Love playing my guitar and singing so if you are musical that is also a plus. I spend a lot of time at the museums and libraries well, at least the evil libraries, lol. I like taking walks with my dogs whom are one of the greatest races of people on the earth. Love riding the central park carousel wanna come? love looking out at the harlem meer, let's face it, I love the park!

Funny, High Energy, Intelligent, Loyal, Outgoing, Pessimistic, Sarcastic, Witty

Board Games, Concerts, Cooking/Baking, Intimate Conversation, Movies, Museums, Music Listening, Music Playing/Singing, Newspapers, Nightclubs, Reading, Wine Tasting

Baseball, Drawing/Painting, Photography, Theater, Travel, Walking, Working out

Bird, Cat, Dog, Fish

Dog

Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Jazz, Rock

American, Chinese, Deli, Jewish Style, Middle Eastern, Pizza, Thai

English, French, Yiddish

I am looking for a wonderful relationship with a whiny, cranky, spoiled, high pitched, nasily voiced , ratty haired, sarcastic, smart-assed, yelling & screaming pounding her fists on the floor hissy fit , nasty, moody, caustic, yenta type, give me the hardest time witch for great laughs, fun times, sweet romantic encounters and possible long term relationship. If you fit any of the the above descriptions and are also incredibly sexy, please contact me at your leisure or, whenever is convenient for a "Duchess" such as yourself. If you do not fit any of the above than, you are obviously lying and quite "honestly", no one can fall for a woman who could lie with her bare PC sticking out.