HowardBruin
Male, 37 - Single, Never Married
Location:
Van Nuys, CA
Distance:
N/A
Relocate?:
No
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Blue
Height:
5'8" (172 cm)
Body Type:
Average
Religion:
Conservative
Kosher?:
Not at all
Drinks:
Rarely
Smokes:
No
Kids:
None
Education:
Doctorate
Studies:
Law
Job:
Law clerk/student
Income:
Undisclosed
 
 
About Me
I'm a law student who doesn't have much time to write these things, so I'll borrow from a humorous blurb I once wrote:

"I am Flannel Man, protector of breathable garments, and my sidekick is the Courdoroy Kid. In college I kissed my friend Josh because the Truth or Dare Jenga game made me. My nintendo has been on for the last week and a half because I finally beat a level that I'd been stuck on but it won't save my progress until I beat the stupid castle! For a while I thought a shark would magically come and eat me if I swam alone in my pool. I once broke into a swinger's house in Westwood by accident. My friends hold umbrellas over my head even when it's not raining. I spent many a Shabbat talking in a Mike Tyson voice and pretending I was the guest speaker (Mike Tyson) at Hillel. I think I pissed off Richard Dreyfuss when he actually was the guest speaker at Hillel. I used to shout "Krazy! Krazy!" during card games and run around afterward with fake plants, all because the regular rules of the game were dumb. I learned the hard way that playing baseball indoors is stupid because you end up breaking windows. I also learned that if you pay to replace the window by check they'll never cash it. Bruce Vilanch won't bowl with me cuz apparently I'm not cool enough. I'm the president of the coolest fake fraternity at UCLA. I have two enforcers and nobody to enforce. I like typing "rawr" for no apparent reason."
Seeking
A Date, A Relationship
Personality
Funny, High Energy, Intelligent, Loyal, Optimistic, Outgoing, Sarcastic, Witty
Pastimes
Board Games, Hanging out with friends, Intimate Conversation, Partying
Activities
Swimming, Tennis/Racquet Sports
I like the following pets
Cat, Dog
Music
Alternative/Modern Rock, Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Hip Hop, Jazz, Klezmer, Operas, Pop, R and B, Rap, Rock, Techno/House, World Music
Cuisine
Chinese, Mexican
Languages
English, French, German, Hebrew, Italian, Spanish

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