I am a short, over-wieght, underachieving, unmotivated, unintelligent single boy. I don't read and some would call me illiterate. My friends say I am mean and unfunny and avoid me at all costs. I have no true friends and have never been loyal to anyone in my life. I hate my family and have been issued a restraining order. I have no career goals and hope to win the lottery, marry rich or inherit a huge some of money, all three would be nice.

High Energy, Intelligent, Laid-back, Loud, Loyal, Sarcastic, Shy, Witty

Art Appreciation, Board Games, Card Games, Hanging out with friends, Intimate Conversation, Television, Wine Tasting

Baseball, Basketball, Football, Golf, Soccer, Tennis, Theater, Travel

Dog

Alternative/Modern Rock, Blues, Classic Rock, Hip Hop, Jazz, Pop, Rap, Reggae, Rock

American, Chinese, Deli, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Jewish Style, Mexican, Middle Eastern, Pizza, Seafood, Thai

English

The perfect princess to take care of the prince described above. She must be intelligent and have a sense of humor and must be willing to provide pictures and blood tests as well as a detailed family tree.