I am an earthy, voluptous, witty, bubee, blah blah blah. Everyone says that. What should I say I am soo ugly I was sold to pig farmers for an apple pie, or I may not have my cherry but I still have the box it came in, or I'm the meat & potatoes to your salad? I live under a bridge, I have dandruff and I drool? I'm not a cuntortionist and don't swing from chandielers by my toes anymore either. How do I tell you about me? I am loyal, honest, funny and serious when necessary. I have learned to laugh @ myself. I am 4 real.(I've been told) Ask me if your interested.

Funny, Intelligent, Loyal, Optimistic, Outgoing, Witty

Card Games, Concerts, Cooking/Baking, Hanging out with friends, Intimate Conversation, Movies, Museums, Music Listening, Partying, Reading

Cycling, Photography, Swimming, Theater, Travel, Walking

Dog, Fish

Classic Rock, Country, Hip Hop, Jazz, Klezmer, Pop, R and B, Reggae, Rock, Soul, Techno/House

Chinese, Deli, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Jewish Style, Seafood, Vegetarian

Yiddish

Non-smoking, not shiker, male, still breathing on his own, able to comit to a phone call and follow thru. One could say I am looking for a needle in a haystack. Able to communicate, honestly without being brutal. Generous in spirit, Not an auditioning clown for Ringling Bros. Blowing my skirt up is not funny. Well maybe after I know you for a while it might be? A real man descent, a mensh.