so yes i have a big nose. i've dealt with, you've dealt with it, let's move on. yes i'm a jew....not a good jew since i ate a bacon cheese burger on the sabbath in jerusalem. yes i am a father. i nicknamed my child my little proof-of-having-sex. isn't that cute? i am a teacher, so i am not really into pedefilia. although no joke should go unsaid and i think everyone should be made to feel uncomfortable so lock up your children. "i love them high school girls...i keep getting older, they stay the same age." i act, my only acting job right now though is playing a high school student who abuses his girlfriend. i'm a college student and as you can tell by this profile i have way too much time on my hands. i'm also your average dirty punk, freaky goth guy. i try to wear goth clothes but i can't really afford them so i look for black clothes at the thrift store. although i still laugh at the emo punk boys who wear women's clothes because they want to wear tight pants and dont mind there being little flowers on them and i laugh at gothapatumuses who are too huge to ever wear tight clothing but try anyway. there is no reason i should ever see a fat chick's thongue peaking out from her lowriding pants that are held up with a belt so tight it makes her waist look like pressed sausage. maybe they have no choices, maybe that is the largest size they can find.

Funny, High Energy, Intelligent, Introverted, Laid-back, Loud, Loyal, Outgoing, Sarcastic, Shy, Witty

Art Appreciation, Board Games, Hanging out with friends, Intimate Conversation, Movies, Museums, Nightclubs, Partying, Reading, Surfing the Web, Television

Drawing/Painting, Photography, Theater

Cat, Dog, Fish, Other

Alternative/Modern Rock, Blues, Classic Rock, Hip Hop, Rock

American

English

i'm not picky. i like to meet everyone. i also trust everyone too much, which is what lead to the new profile. Joss Wedan, Buffy, Angel, Eliza Dushku, Carmen Electra, Bob Ross. The man who knew too little, the man who knew too much. my phone number is 867-5309 and ask for jenny, no wait it 1-900-mix-a-lot, so kick them nasty thoughts, baby got back.