I am a completely narcissistic, obnoxious, materialistic, typical Long Island JAP (high pitched accent that makes your ears bleed and Louis Vuitton bag come included). My hobbies include clubbing baby seals, laughing when people fall down, intentionally making people fall so I can get a good giggle out of it, mimicking Ms. Cleo's accent regularly, talking nonstop about celebrity gossip because it is so relevant to the world and current affairs, and corn rowing as a profession. If you have no sense of humor regarding this, you might as well go play in traffic. That set aside, I love rebuilding muscle cars, motorcycles, sports of all kinds especially baseball (YANKEES) and football (yea, i actually can play tackle football surprisingly well), good times with good people, MUSIC (it's a huge part of my life... I went to Juilliard School of Music), movies of any type but specifically horror/zombie flicks, singing in my car/shower/anywhere, taking care of myself physically, being spontaneous, laughing on a daily basis, and my family and friends who will always come first.

Funny, High Energy, Intelligent, Laid-back, Loyal, Outgoing, Sarcastic, Witty

Bars, Card Games, Concerts, Hanging out with friends, Movies, Music Playing/Singing, Nightclubs, Reading

Baseball, Basketball, Climbing, Football, Motorcycling, Scuba Diving, Skiing/Snowboarding, Soccer, Theater, Travel, Working out

Cat, Dog

Dog

Alternative/Modern Rock, Classic Rock, Classical, Hip Hop, Operas, Rap, Rock

American, Chinese, Deli, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Middle Eastern, Pizza

English, French, German, Italian, Spanish

A human doormat who will come running and provide me with my every desire each time I beckon him. He must preferably wear a collar with bells around his neck so I know where he is at all times. He must be shallow, self centered, egotistical, slightly bipolar, cheap, and have no sense of humor. Inability to detect sarcasm is a big negative.