I am an easy going woman who loves to laugh and make others laugh as well. I am romantic, playful,and non-materialistic, although I wouldn't mind a nice red rose every now and again, dethorned of course, just for the fact that I have had enough pricks in my life. I moved to Florida 7 years ago, where they have the highest rate of blue hair and Osteoporosis in the world. If Israel is the land of milk and honey then Florida is the land of Milk of Magnesia. I have been widowed twice so please don't be offended if I asked you for your medical records and a note of clearance from your Doctor. I might also ask you to bend, turn your head and cough, but that's a whole other story. I may not look like Angelina Jolie, but when your eyes are closed and the room is pitch black, you will swear I could be her second cousin on her fathers side.

Funny, Intelligent, Loyal, Optimistic, Outgoing

Art Appreciation, Board Games, Card Games, Concerts, Intimate Conversation, Museums, Music Listening, Nightclubs, Puzzles/Crossword/Sudoku, Television

Drawing/Painting, Swimming, Theater

Dog, Horse

Dog

Blues, Classic Rock, Rock, Soul

American, Chinese, Deli, Italian, Jewish Style, Middle Eastern, Pizza, Seafood, Thai

English

I am looking for the type of man who shows up. I consider that to be on the top of the list. Actually showing up is really not all there is, when he DOES show up, he must be breathing, preferably on his own. He must have all of his teeth, not just the two black ones in the front. Whoever said looks don't count are lying through their one tooth. He must NEVER wear long dark socks with sandals and shorts. He must enjoy doing things vertically as well as horizontally, changing the channel on the remote counts for neither. He MUST be much taller than I am, I am 5'7", which means that anyone 5'7" and 1/4 does not count. I have a pair of 3 inch heels that haven't seen the outside of the shoe box in years, and I really want to be able to dust them off and wear them. All women like kind, considerate easy going men, so that's a given. I have never seen a profile that read looking for a guy to beat me up once a week, twice on weekends.
If there is anything else you would like to know about me, please feel free to ask. I love creative men, so the more creative your questions are the better your point score will be. Life is a series of good and bad points, for instance, you mega points for kindness and chivalry, and deduct points for stubbornness and sarcasm. So remember the bigger your point score, the better.....which will finally lay to rest the age old question.... Does size matter? Sure it does, especially if it's measured in points