About Me
I find it irritating when people write long paragraphs boasting
about how great they are? Those pretentious **stards! This is why I
have decided to make a long list of my flaws: I'm passive
aggressive, extremely obsessive, I’m way too possessive, and if
that ain’t impressive; I’ll tell you any party of mine is
regressive, because when it comes to being festive I'm too
inexpressive, that’s because I’m paranoid, schizoid, just generally
annoyed, I’m also depressed, as well as post traumatically
stressed, always undressed, I might be possessed… I’m socially
retarded, and just getting started; I’m manic, and I’m in a panic,
cause I’m schizophrenic, I’m narcissistic, histrionic, as well as
psychotic, and addicted to every narcotic… Need I say more? I hope this did not bore.