About Me
Attention!! Don't read unless you can handle a man with a strong multi-faceted personality. I'm a little bit rock star, super daddy, adventurer, faux psychologist, philosopher, comedian and photographer all rolled up in one. Throw in a good helping of mischief, and blend well in a hot-tub.
I have custody of my 4 year old daughter. She is the most amazing little person you would ever meet with a smile that could light up a dark night sky and a personality to match. She IS the love of my life! Basically if you don’t like really cute kids, 1st you have serious issues, 2nd click the X at the top of the screen.
So for something new, I'm going to list what I don't want rather than what I want. If you're bright enough to figure it out do us both a favor and email me!
- If you have no idea why you do what you do, and your therapist has to sort out why your life is such a mess, we won't jive. By now, you should know how to avoid repeating the same mistakes and bad choices.
- I expect someone as attractive as I am. However, if your bra size exceeds your IQ, we won't jive. Sorry, I'm not impressed by looks alone, if that's all you've got, we probably won't hit if off. Street smarts and a kind heart go a long way.
- I grew up around many women, I'll treat you with respect. If you can't do the same, we won't get along. I can be sensitive when necessary, but I'm not a punching bag. I'll roll up my sleeves and carry you when needed, but I won't repeatedly rescue you from self-created crises. I'll surprise you with chocolate when you're PMS'ing, but if you go off on me for no reason I'll eat the chocolate myself.
- Age doesn't matter to me, emotional maturity does. If drama follows you around, contact a talent agency.
- Relationships are not fairy tales, I'm not prince charming, and you're not a princess. It takes work from two. If you don't get it, we won't jive. I can bring fantasy to life (can you?), but we have to re-visit reality occasionally. I can sweep you off your feet, but you'll have to knock my socks off.
- If you're a high-maintenance Barbie, we won't connect well. However, if you can go from tom-boy to decked-out hottie, I'll think you're quite sexy