Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to the CyberDating Preakness! The starter's coming up to the podium and we're off! It’s 7-Years-Older-Than-The-Photo with the early lead, Vertically-Challenged right behind, then Follicly-Impaired, Bland-Personality and Dress-Is-Just-Way-Too-Tight, coming up on the rails, w/ Never-Waste-A-Meal following the pack. The jockeys are fighting for position. Not-A-Princess pushes her way past Lives-With-His-Mother for the inside. GhanaGal has been ejected! Don’t-Date-Nice-Guys wanders close to the Groomsman. Coming around the first turn, it’s Clock’s-A-Ticking moving up on Not-A-Player, Never-Superficial ahead of Bad-Toupee and Size-2-In-My-Mind rounding out the back-end. From the back field, it’s Just-Divorced, followed closely by Any-Guy-On-Two-Legs; ah, but Blond-Floozy bumps Gal-Next-Door into the railing as she overtakes He’s-A-Doctor; oh, quietly from the outside, Was-His-Secretary close behind Was-her-Boss, just edging out Been-Waiting-4-years. To the far turn, it’s What-Should-I-Wear flying by Why-Buy-Her-Dinner still on the tail of Only-Shop-Retail, which is being overtaken by They-Are-So-Real; sneaking on the rail is Ear-Hair & Younger-Than-My- Age, passing by Little-Black-Dress & Couch-Potato.. wait, Wait WAIT- we have late entry, which is coming out of the gate. Mysterious-Gentleman has entered the race… he’s off, he’s behind, but look at those strides, he has purpose, knows what he wants… he’s already past Haagen-Dazs melting in the heat & he’s taking the wide turn around Horizontally-Opulent. My-Clocks-Ticking is looking over, but Floozy has strategically placed herself in the middle, then Not-A-Princess stops coz no one's shouting her name, as Mr.BMW comes up to Floozy offering an apple. Just-Divorced realized he made a wrong turn & he’s desperately trying to make up time, but he’s racing the 3-year-old colts of Get-Away-Old-Man and Gold-digger. I'm just looking to leave the race... maybe with you?

I'm not finding what I seek, so I'm laying it on the line. I'm confident, but I’m not full of myself. I really want off this site. I hate dating- revise- early dating- coz I plan on always dating the woman I spend my life with. I'm looking for that diamond among rhinestones, my other/better half. I carry myself well, & you'd be proud for me to be by your side. Chivalry is fun- ladies come first, the doors will be open, & a kiss before I close the car door is my reward. I dance, but we'd have to practice together before I'd go on the dance floor sober. Small things, holding hands, a note in a card, a kiss in an elevator, are gifts to each other. Relatively trendy, but I realize that I dress for her, not for me-so help me with clothes shopping. Traveling- Caribbean, beach, drives, day trips to Peddler's Village are all good. Kids may or may not be in the picture & I'd be happy either way (but, there's a part of me that'd enjoy them.) Her mind will challenge, our hearts will beat in rhythm & a personality that attracts nice people. Proud of her look, but not defined by them. Want to plan dates with & for her- clubs, shows, dinners, weekends; we should have fun at comedy club & at CVS. Things I want to do w/someone special: Planetarium, zoo, rainy Sundays in bed, BBQs, massages, New Orleans, piano bar, cruise, Disneyland, Peter Lugars/Ruth's Chris She'll realize that if she doesn't like what I said, that it may be her interpretation, not my intent so she'll ask instead of shout (hate discord).

Funny, Intelligent, Laid-back, Loyal, Optimistic, Outgoing, Shy, Witty

Bars, Board Games, Card Games, Cooking/Baking, Hanging out with friends, Intimate Conversation, Movies, Nightclubs, Partying, Reading, Surfing the Web, Television, Wine Tasting

Photography, Swimming, Walking

Cat, Dog, Fish

Fish

Blues, Classic Rock, Jazz, Pop, Rock

American, Chinese, Deli, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Pizza, Seafood, Thai

English

Seeking that special woman, confident in herself and in us, who's smiling & fun. She will be intelligent, witty & talkative. Willing to try things & laugh at the attempt if they don't turn out. Oh, if when asked when she'll be ready & she answers with a literal number of minutes or a time, instead of "soon" (whatever that means), it would be a plus. Physical attraction, as always, is a given. I want the world & the person to enjoy it with. It could be in jeans at the local hangout or dressing to impress at the nightclub.