ladyfinger

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79 Female, Divorced
Scottsdale, AZ (0 Miles)
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Height:
4'10" (147 cm)
Body Type:
Average
Religion:
Reform
Kosher:
Not at all
Drinks:
Rarely
Smokes:
No
Kids:
2
Where:
Grown
Education:
High School
Studies:
Job:
Securities Processor
Income:
Undisclosed
Seeking
A Date, A Relationship, Friendship, Marriage
COMMUNICATION OPTIONS
About Me
In an effort to be interesting and informative I will attempt to detail myself for the thinking man as follows: I am about 2/3 the length of a standard ruler short of 2 meters tall, tip the scales at 1/10 of a metric ton, which makes me just a few pounds over average, but the average person has a few extra pounds. Age: Without stopping to start over again. Eyes are the color of chocolate pudding. Hair like dark clouds with a little snow in the forecast. I don't break mirrors and I have never been chained outside for the night, so I guess my appearance is passable. My ears were better educated than my mouth, so I listen more than talk (most times). I never forget that men, no matter the age, are amazing creatures, but must be handled gently and with great care. I pay out less than I have coming in, so I know that I am financially secure, at least I don't need a loan to pay for my dinner. I think woman’s most important invention are WORDS. They allow the ability to communicate. I know this is true because I don't mind being the butt end of a joke if it is truly funny and I have the ability to make fun of and to laugh at myself. I am not perfect and see no reason to try to be, I have faults, even if I don't see them, I know that they are there. It is human nature to fail to see your own faults, but I have hinted about one or two of mine, Some readers of this will see it, but most will not. I am pretty sure that I would not. And that is the last hint that I give, there has to be some mystery in a blind date
Seeking
A Date, A Relationship, Friendship, Marriage
Personality
Funny, High Energy, Intelligent, Loyal, Outgoing, Witty
Pastimes
Board Games, Cooking/Baking, Hanging out with friends, Intimate Conversation, Movies, Museums, Music Listening, Newspapers, Nightclubs, Reading, Surfing the Web, Television, Wine Tasting
Activities
Aerobics, Boating/Sailing, Swimming, Theater, Travel, Walking
I like the following pets
Bird, Cat, Dog, Fish
Music
Classic Rock, Jazz, R and B
Cuisine
American, Chinese, Deli, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Jewish Style, Middle Eastern, Pizza, Seafood, Thai
Languages
English
Who I'm looking for
I cannot describe the my dream mate; I can only (and just barely) attempt to write my own preferences. While it is true that a full figured man could be full of surprises, I prefer thin to slim. I like men who will try new things if for no other reason than my man may want to try them. A dream mate may see a lacking or shortcoming in a lady, but I will not make him feel less of a man because of it. I like a man who laughs but does not snort (only I can do that). I like a man who wants and likes to be touched, stroked and petted. I like a man who moves, sounds, looks, feels, smells and tastes like a man. Above all else, my dream mate would make me feel like he would rather be with me and is in no hurry to leave. That is a dream mate, at least for me, because now I don't mean to be offensive to any one that has read this far, but we all know that some men wheel their sex like a weapon, I can only say that weapons are for war, and wars turn Dreams into Nightmares. I have no need for a Battle of the Sexes, but rather the Joy of the Sexes. If you are who I am looking for then please get in touch with me.
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