Hi. I write and illustrate Jewish children's storybooks. They are a lot of fun, and they might even be about you! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I have responded to cute, poor Jewish guys with honest hearts. This Jewish American Princess is NOT A GOLD DIGGER. At 50 years of age, I have attained success in my life. I look about 35 years old, and have not yet had the plastic surgery. Taking care of my health by keeping kosher and eating health foods is important to me. I live a very active lifestyle and also dance and exercise regularly.I was given a really hot mountain bike as a gift, and ride it every chance I get. I'm a non-violent zionist who believes in the necessity of Eretz Israel (for rather obvious Jewish reasons.)

I'm into REAL Jewish men with facial hair. Am Torah observant, and a zealot, NOT a fanatic. Great sense of humor. I'm a QUALITY Jewish woman. Not an easy catch. Worth the effort. Not desperate. Looking for that ONE, for study of Torah, Jewish life, fun, friendship, romance and caring. NO GENTILES, YOU WOULD BE WASTING YOUR TIME. Most people say I am highly attractive. (Not the most important thing as far as I am concerned.)

World traveler. Highly cultured. Moderate high maintenance. Not a cookie cutter Princess. I am very interesting, and love my Jewish people. I don't do psychic readings, I do not nor do I wish to talk to the dead, cannot play cards and don't want to. I DO however love Torah and the testimonies.

I dislike game players and sports, people who are superficial and users. I have an exciting life, have risen above all my challenges, and am secure in what I believe, as well as who I am.

You must wear tefillin and tzi-tzi. Please, do not respond if you are a drug or substance abuser, or have emotional disorders of any sort. Do not respond if you are in a wheelchair. You must be stable, normal, fun and whole. I prefer to date a man who is a somewhat religious Jew, spiritual, attractive, bearded, with tefillin, and not a fanatic. Please do not be married or otherwise involved. (It's not a joke to have four concurrent wives, and will probably get you both in the news and in prison. Here's a hint, I don't do married men, and if you are married and forget to tell me that, I will send a bunch of really mean Jewish lawyers after you to get me my money, just to punish you for game playing. Remember, it is NOT a cute joke to waste a woman's time by lieing to her about your marital status. In fact, it is sick and cruel, both to the first, second and third wives, but also to the fourth wife. Ethics Class 101: Married men cannot date single women.) You MUST BE single for me to be interested in you. Next...

Preference given to Israelis, Persian Jews, or Jews from an orthodox Jewish background. I have traveled the world, speak eight languages, read Hebrew, ride my bicycle, cook, garden and walk in parks. I love the zoo, coffee houses, quiet, romantic dinners, and time alone while I write or paint. I am looking for a relationship based on integrity, leading to marriage. I speak Farsi, French, German, Spanish, English and read Hebrew, Arabic and numerous languages. I prefer to meet a confident Jewish male desiring a life in Israel. MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER WAS A RABINOWICZ, AND MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WAS A SLATER. The trend continued, and both my granfather and grandmother were Russian and French Jews, on my mother's side of the family, respectively. We were chassidic. I am a CONSERVATIVE Jewish female, but also studied chassidus intently for twenty years, with great joy. I am more Torah-centered, but also love Tanya, Halachah and Kabbalah. I feel attachment to BOTH Conservatism and to Chabad, as I have benefitted from both.

Please read the following with a sense of humor; it was written as humor. I reside in the Coachella Valley area. Close to Los Angeles. I love L.A. It is the best city in the world, outside of Jerusalem.
Church and Islam are organized crime. I'll pass.

Funny, High Energy, Loyal, Outgoing, Witty

Art Appreciation, Hanging out with friends, Intimate Conversation, Museums, Music Listening, Reading, Surfing the Web

Drawing/Painting, Gardening, Photography, Travel, Walking

Klezmer, Pop, World Music

Japanese/Sushi, Middle Eastern, Seafood, Thai

English, French, German, Hebrew, Portugese, Spanish, Yiddish

PREFERENCES: Cute, sweet, kind, gentle, great lover with high moral guidelines. Yes, you must be multilingual. (I speak eight and DO read Hebrew.)
LOL Please do NOT respond if you purchase mercenary soldier magazines or are a member of the NRA. A redneck Jew would not be something that appeals to me.
If you or your sister are the Bible salespeople, and you want to try to convert me into a gentile, by stating that G-d forgives child sex molesters, serial murderers, Adolph Hitler and Saddam Hussein, then you are a wacko. Darling, I would NEVER date you. The psycho-biblio-drama games are just too wierd. No thank you. I don't need converting.
If you dig chicks who talk to dead people, wrap her in gauze like the mummy she is, and go play 'dawn of the dead' somewhere else.
If you are a Jew, please, then just be a Jew. Every pathway is NOT correct, and I want a man who at least can read a Jewish map and figure out where we're going. I don't want a man who thinks every woman alive is correct. I wouldn't want to get off on some shining, golden pathway, only to find us lost. I'm allergic to cheap perfume, and it would only make me sneeze. (Nix to Sufi apostles. NEVER to vedic magicians.)
A "group decision" is not needed for you to date me. You are NOT a politician running for public office. If it takes a "vote" for you to decide if you can date me, then please don't. You wouldn't be stable enough, and if the "vote" were to change, they might vote in a new woman next, and the whole thing is beginning to sound too sleazy for my taste.If your dating me depends on a survey your sister put out, please date your sister, not me.
I don't want to feel like I need to hire the garden guy to chop the bamboo down with a machete, just because you recently met a red headed girl from Wisconsin, who is into New Age, and you think you might want to try a gentile girl like her briefly, because she can bend herself into a pretzel for your pleasure. LOL (Yes, there are some men out there that like that kind of thing...)If you neglect me, then I might date the garden guy. And if the garden guy must mow the lawn at home, then what would I need you for? Just asking a logical question.
Please do not respond if you want to visit women from any culture who would perform smoke-and-incense-offering, mind-bending-aromatherapy-things on you...The idea of healing rocks and crystal readings is outdated. (Also, I cannot do yoga nor do I want to learn. I DO, however, BELLYDANCE, and quite well.)
NO TO ANY GUY CLAIMING HIS VEHICLE IS A TICKET TO MY NEW CONDOMINIUM. NO!!!!
I am NOT interested in a guy who has a tapeworm. (Nix to guys with eating disorders, psychosis and schizophrenia.) Also, anybody with rickets is out of the picture. If your male theme song is that of Willie Nelson singing about how he loved everybody else, but I was always on his mind, please look for a woman in a kicker-bar. She might be into sadistic forms of emotional abuse, I however, am
NOT. I HAVE been told that there is more to me than just a pleasant personality. Also, if you want a Barbie doll, can you really afford it? I'm a gorgeous woman, but I have a brain. I didn't come with that pull string in my back that provides dolls with 'canned chat.' I've contributed to my children and society.
I have a mind and can use it quite well at fifty. I'm not into telepathy, psychic divination, drugs or the L.A. group sex thing. I don't do the metaphysical mind-link thing that some people are dabbling with. I never took acid in the sixties, and cannot imagine sharing a brain with anybody else. I love my Jewish people.
I want a NORMAL Jewish guy.If you are kind and gentle, with facial hair, let's go have coffee. You can write me an E-mail, no thesis is required to date me.