Jewish American Princess (JAP) Contest - You have been invited to compete to win the prestigious title of my "Jewish American Princess (JAP)". Rules for entry are simple: 1.) Applicant must be Jewish. Sorry Shiksa's but this contest requires intimate knowledge of nagging but lovable mothers, Jewish guilt, Fiddler on the Roof Trivia and random Yiddish/Hebrew words like Kvetching, Shleping, and Machugana. 2.) Although the contest name may be confusing Jewish princesses of all nationalities are welcome to apply. 3.) Applicant must be able to hold an intelligent conversation. Discussions about Keeping up with the Kardashian's, Grey's Anatomy, and Real Housewives of wherever are acceptable as long as they are equally balanced with conversations about more thought provoking subjects. As the next winner of my "Jewish American Princess" contest, you will be entitled to various amenities such as fine dining, romantic gestures, trips abroad, and snuggle sessions. As a winner, you will receive free access to a caring shoulder to lean on and an attentive ear to listen to the difficulties of your day or gossip on who's doing what, where, and why. The final perk of this coveted title is the bragging rights you'll earn of dating a cool half Asian, 100% Jew (Thanks Mom!). Yes, for those of you who are unaware of this small but growing segment of Jews, dating me will make you look hip, avant-garde, stylish, and a bit rebelish without really pissing off your friends and family. Friends and family of previous "Jewish American Princess" winners are not eligible to enter the contest.

Funny, Intelligent, Laid-back, Loyal, Outgoing, Witty

Art Appreciation, Hanging out with friends, Reading, Wine Tasting

Skiing/Snowboarding, Water Skiing/Wakeboarding, Working out

Dog

Jewish Style, Middle Eastern, Thai

English