Me: 41, single, never married, no kids, business/homeowner living in Montclair. I'm sarcastic, witty, snarky, make you spit your drink out funny, silly, love going to garage sales, flea markets and junking, I look at architecture, play frisbee, hike, kayak, like walking/talking, drink too much coffee, people watch as a sport, like being near any body of water, non smoker (you should be too, but 420 friendly) I like parties, not partying, and like to equate most things in life to lines from songs or movies, kind of a free association thing. Oh and heres the kicker; I don't want children. GASP you say? I just want a partner to peacefully live out my life with, someone to read the sunday paper with, to play scrabble, to make dinner, to entertain friends, to sit for hours drinking coffee, analyzing the deviants around us.

Funny, Intelligent, Loyal, Outgoing, Sarcastic, Witty

Art Appreciation, Board Games, Card Games, Concerts, Cooking/Baking, Hanging out with friends, Intimate Conversation, Movies, Museums, Music Listening, Newspapers, Reading, Surfing the Web

Boating/Sailing, Cycling, Golf, Photography, Swimming, Theater, Travel, Walking

Cat, Dog

Cat

Alternative/Modern Rock, Blues, Classical, Jazz, R and B, Reggae, Rock, Soul, World Music

American, Chinese, Deli, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Jewish Style, Mexican, Middle Eastern, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian

English

As for age, I'm open to just about any age, if you're young but mature, great, if you're older but act and feel young, let's hear from you. As for physical types, let me tell you I'm short, 5'2", but let me also tell you this, I'm way bigger in person, you'll never realize it unless you're quite tall yourself. Hold the judgement till you come face to face. I generally go for women around the same size as me, but have dated women taller than me, as long as they're cool with it. I go for very smart sarcastic women, the whip smart, brainy smart alecky type, and if they wear glasses even better (the whole school marm thing is a turn on) Someone who's very well read, keeps up on current events, knows music and can quote song lyrics (particularly the whole punk/new wave era Clash, The Jam, XTC, Replacements) I need someone who's passionate about life, who has likes and dislikes, who has causes and fights for them. I like animals and have a cat, and won't be getting rid of him any time soon (he's the closest thing to a son I have or want)