About Me
About me...ok.. here goes. I hate shoes. I didn't come into this world with shoes. Don't see why I have to wear them. Maybe its my southern upbringing but I am the official poster child for Huck Finn. I invented the catchphrase " barefoot bandit ". I also believe Diet Mt. Dew is the most fundamentally awesome drink in the world. I don't drink coffee. You should come over to the dark side. Grab a Dew! I believe that my soap is better smelling than any cologne. I prefer to nap on the couch. I am a closet couch napper. That's right, I have a huge couch in my closet where I regularly nap. I think a sense of humor is probably the best quality a person can have. You don't have to be funny, but it helps to recognize funny. Myself, I'm not funny. :) But I like funny.
And ladies, girls, women, etc etc.. I like you all. I like you just the way you are. Put down the magazines. Your fine just the way you are. Sheesh, I better stop now.
L8ter all. :)